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What Is Greatest Simpsons Quotes?

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36.	Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!	2	↑	↓
37.	Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.	2	↑	↓
38.	Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.	2	↑	↓
39.	Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!	2	↑	↓
40.	Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.	2	↑	↓
41.	Homer: You don’t win friends with salad.	2	↑	↓
42.	Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.	2	↑	↓
43.	Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.	2	↑	↓
44.	Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”	2	↑	↓
45.	Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”	2	↑	↓
46.	Marge: Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.	2	↑	↓
47.	Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.	2	↑	↓
48.	Milhouse: Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!	2	↑	↓
49.	Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?	2	↑	↓
50.	Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.	2	↑	↓
51.	Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.	2	↑	↓
52.	Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.	2	↑	↓
53.	Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?	2	↑	↓
54.	Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a New Mexico?	2	↑	↓
55.	Mr. Burns: [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy?	2	↑	↓
56.	Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!	2	↑	↓
57.	Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!	2	↑	↓
58.	Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend	2	↑	↓
59.	Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.	2	↑	↓
60.	Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.	2	↑	↓
61.	Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.	2	↑	↓
62.	Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.	2	↑	↓
63.	Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?	2	↑	↓
64.	Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.	2	↑	↓
65.	Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!	2	↑	↓
66.	Smithers: I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.	2	↑	↓
67.	Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”	2	↑	↓
68.	Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…	2	↑	↓
69.	Superintendent Chalmers: “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.	2	↑	↓
70.	Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!	2	↑	↓


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