| 71. | Troy McClure: Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 72. | Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 73. | Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 74. | Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 75. | Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 76. | Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 77. | Homer: What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 78. | Marge: Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 79. | Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 80. | Principal Skinner: That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 81. | Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
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