| 1. | Tex: Well, buenos dias cockbites. Guess who's back. | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole Goddam world with this tank. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Red Soldier: Oh, you f***ing camping b***h! Blue Soldier: It's a legitimate strategy! | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Caboose: That is the sound of water. It is very wet and very sloshy. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Church: Ahh, it's good to be back. Who am I kidding? Even 1000 years doesn't make this dirt hole any more appealing. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | Church: You've built a machine that shoots stuff at Grif's face? Sarge: This may be the greatest invention in the history of mankind! | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | Grif: I think it looks like a puma. Sarge: What in sam hell is a puma? | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | Caboose's Sarge: Arr! I be havin' a southern accent! Arr! | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | Grif: I'd just like everyone to know that I suck. And I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys. Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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