| 1. | yo mommas so stupid she put a peephole on a glass door | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | yo mommas like a hardware store.... 10 cents a screw | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in third grade | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | yo mommas so old u told her to act her age so she rolled over and died | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | yo mommas so fat, her myspace page is a list of her favorite restraunts | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | yo mommas so old a cop asked for her I.D. and she gave him a rock. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | yo mommas so poor, i threw a rock at a trash can once and yo momma came out saying who knocked? | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | yo mommas so fat, her favorite food is seconds. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | yo mommas so ugly she makes BLIND kids cry. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | yo mommas like a phone booth...... shes around every corner and only costs 25 cents a minute | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | yo momma's so poor I stomped out a cigarette and she said who turned off da heat | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
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