| 1. | Great! I'm at the very top of the list. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | I fought and clawed my way to the second page, but I can't seem to break through to the first page. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Third page. My name's just way too common. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Ugh, fourth page or below. If it were up to Google, I may as well not exist. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
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| 6. | I've never Googled myself and I never will! I've heard if you do it too much you get hairy palms/go blind! | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | Not bad - I make the first page, and that's all that matters. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | نوره | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | صور سكس | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | How did you know my name is Google? | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
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