| 1. | Men Marry Because They Are Tired; Women, Because They Are Curious: Both Are Disappointed | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Fashion Is a Form of Ugliness so Intolerable That We Have to alter It Every Six Months | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | It Is a Very Sad Thing That Nowadays There Is so Little Useless Information | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Most People Are Other People. Their Thoughts Are Someone Elses Opinions, Their Lives a Mimicry, Their Passions a Quotation | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | There Are Only Two Tragedies in Life: One Is Not Getting What One Wants, and the Other Is Getting It. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | We Are All in the Gutter, but Some of Us Are Looking at the Stars. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | A Man Can Be Happy with Any Woman as Long as He Does Not Love Her | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | A Man’s Face Is His Autobiography. a Woman’s Face Is Her Work of Fiction | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | He Is Really Not so Ugly after All, Provided, of Course, That One Shuts One's Eyes, and Does Not Look at Him | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | I Can Resist Everything except Temptation. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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