| 1. | "did You Swallow a Magnet Too? I Feel like I Can't Pull Away." | 13 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | I Made You a Cookie, but I Eated It | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | I Went to pick You a Flower. but It Was a Venus Fly Trap and It Bit My Head. so I Killed It and Got You This Piece of Grass Instead. | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | "Teddies Don't Hug Back, but Sometimes They're All You've Got" | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | I'll Just Pretend to hug You until You Get Here | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | If You Get Wet, You'll Get Sick | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | No Matter How Much I Practice, I Can't Make Drawings of You Pretty Enough | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | Teddies Don't Hug You Back, but Sometimes Their All You've Got | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | Awww, the Sky Is Crying | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | I May Not Look like Much, but I Am Pro at Pretending to be a Ninja | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | My Favourite Thing about Eating Gummy Bears | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | Umm, Be Happy, Okay? I Killed It for You. | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | Underwear Heads | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | Can We Keep Him? | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | Falling | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | Five Cent Hugs | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Halt, Fiend! | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 18. | I Can't Sleep Coz My Pillow Is Too Wet | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 19. | I Love You to pluto and Back | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 20. | Look at What You Diid! It Started Feeling Funny When I First Saw You and Nooow Look at It... | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 21. | Umm, Hello. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
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