| 1. | "You Need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic-Ness" | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | "It's Better to burn Out than to fade Away" | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | "...it's Essential to take Responsibility for Your Actions and Your Choices or You'll Never Be Able to move Forward in Life. Keep Blaming Other People for Things, Feeling as If You're a Constant Victim and You'll Just Dig Yourself into a Hole." | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Excuses Are like A**holes, Everyone Has Them, but They All Stink. | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | In Three Words I Can Sum up Everything I Learned about Life: It Goes On | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | "Dont Make Somebody a Priority If They Only Make u an Option" | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | "Howard, You Know the Black Bits in Bananas ... Are They Taratulas Eggs ?" | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | "i Went to pick You a Flower..." | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | "I'd Rather Die Now Having Felt Alive My Whole Life than Live My Whole Life Feeling Dead." | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | "Mmm, Donuts" | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | A Life Spent Making Mistakes Is Not Only More Honorable, but More Useful than a Life Spent Doing Nothing | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | A Tree, Freshly Rooted, May Be Pulled up by One Man on His Own. Give It Time, and It Will Not Be Moved, Even with a Crane. | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | An Eye for an Eye Makes the Whole World Blind | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | Experience Is a Name That Everyone Gives to their Mistakes | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | Float like a Butterfly Sting like a Bee | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | God Is Dead | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Love Is a Universal Migraine | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 18. | Sour. Sweet. Gone | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 19. | “A Well-armed Populace Is the Best Defense against Tyranny” | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 20. | " Fable Is More Historical than Fact, Because Fact Tells Us about One Man and Fable Tells Us about a Million Men." G.K.Chesterton | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 21. | "I'd Love to tell Myself I Was Being Unselfish, but Deep down in My Primal Sweet Spot I Know I Was Being Unselfish for Selfish Reasons." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 22. | "I'll Be in My Room, Making No Noise and Pretending That I Don't Exist." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 23. | "if My Heart Had a Face It Would Be Smiling" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 24. | "Joely, Don't Ever Leave Me" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 25. | "Kinky Is Using a Feather. Perverted Is Using the Whole Chicken" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 26. | "Life Is Not Lost by Dying! Life Is Lost Minute by Minute, Day by Dragging Day, in All the Thousand, Small, Uncaring Ways." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 27. | "Nothing about You without You" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 28. | "Shoot for the Moon. Even If You Miss, You'll Land among the Stars." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 29. | "Thats the Way the Cookie Crumbles!" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 30. | "The Line Must Be Drawn Here!" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 31. | "We Have to go Back... We Have to go Back Kate!" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 32. | "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 33. | "You Guys Fuck All Your Cousins, or Just the Ones You Find Attractive?" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 34. | 'All the Best Women Are Married, All the Handsome Men Are Gay.' | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 35. | An Intellectual Is a Person Who Has Discovered Something More Interesting than Sex | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
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