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Ask and ye shall receive? What is your favorite excuse for when prayer doesn't work?

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1.I don't pray.4
2.Sometimes what we think we want is not what is right for us.3
3.All prayers are answered.2
4.Ask and ye shall receive but not necisarrily want you want and when you want it.2
5.God answered, but his answer was 'no'.2
6.God doesn't like cry babies.2
7.God hates me.2
8.God knows better than I do. So I fu cking hope he will give me lots of presents in the afterlife for putting up with this crap.2
9.He doesn't give you what you want but what you need, when you need it.2
10.He may not come when you want him but he's always right on time.2
11.He only answers yes when I ask for things that I can do on my own.2
12.He only says yes when the odds are pretty high of things working out without any interference whatsoever.2
13.He said I was a dirty old man.2
14.I don't ask for things that I know prayer can't provide.2
15.I don't necessarily think he says no, but maybe its not the answer I want.2
16.It just wasn't meant to be....everything happens for a reason.2
17.My faith is not strong enough, so God said no.2
18.So what was the whole 'ask and ye shall receive' about?2
19.This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't get the S.O.B. at all.2
20.That's just how I feel.1
                    
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