| 1. | "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?" | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | "Oral Thermometer, My Eye! Think Warm Thoughts Boy, 'cause This Is Mighty Cold." | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Agent: Tell You What, Sir. from Now On, You'll Be, Uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's Just Practise a Bit, Hmm? When I Say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," You'll Say, "Hi." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | He Lied to us through Song - I Hate When People Do That | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | If the Flintstones Has Taught Us Anything, It's That Pelicans Can Be Used to mix Cement. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | "Children Are the Future. Today Belongs to Me!" | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | "He's Gone Mad with Power, like That Albert Schweitzer Guy." | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | "The Fingers You Have Used to dial Are Too Fat. to obtain a Special Dialing Wand, Please Mash the Keypad with Your Palm Now." | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | I'm Normally Not a Praying Man, but If You're up There, Please save Me Superman | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | My Homer Is Not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He Is Not a Porn Star | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | "Kids, You Tried Your Best and You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try." | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | "That's Homer Simpson, Sir" | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | Homer to billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your Gloomy, Depressing Music, My Children No Longer Hope for the Future I Can Not Afford to give Them." | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Lisa, Vampires Are Make-believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 18. | Save Me Jebus! | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 19. | Why Do People Run from Me? | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 20. | Yeah Moe, That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked! Ive Seen Teams Suck Before, but They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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