| 1. | Abstinence from Alcohol and Drugs | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Bedtime Stories | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | You Spell Fuck with u and Not an O | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Puns | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Strangers Have the Best Candies | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | They Were Adopted | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was a Planet. | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | James Bond Was NOT Blond. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | Miffy's Dead | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | Santa's Dead | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | That the World Will Be Hit by a Massive Meteor on Their 11th Birthday, and That the Government Is Covering It Up | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | To Live instead of Exist | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | Venus | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | When I Was Your Age, the Country Was Ran by a Retarded Person | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | You Were Adopted | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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