| 1. | "It's a Fucking Shrine, Alice! a Bordering on Psychotic, Serial Killer, Obsessive Type Shrine!" | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | "Don't Be Ridiculous" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | "I've Made a Huge Mistake." | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | "What Are You People Doing in My Corpse Hatch? Oh, Did I Say 'corpse Hatch?' I Meant Innocence Tube!" | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Fantastic! Let's Make Cancer Feel Foolish! | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | What Are We Going to do Now | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | "I'm a Doctor, Not A..." | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | "Marge, I'll Understand If You Sleep on the Couch Tonight" | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | "You Think I Named Myself Black Vulcan? Hell, No! I Used to go by Supervolt. "Black Vulcan" Was Aquaman's Idea. and I Said, Well, Maybe We Should Just Call You White Fish." | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | I Won the Mums! | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | I'd Love to stay and Chat, but You're a Total Bitch | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | "I Miss You so Much It Hurts Sometimes." (Scrubs) | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | "I'm in Love with You" | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | "Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once"! | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | "Never Apologize, Never Explain." | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | "Whoa, Huge Slam on Anteaters out of Nowhere!" | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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