| 1. | Dig a tunnel | 10 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Dig Another Tunnel | 10 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Build A Hang Glider In The Loft | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Build A Hot Air Balloon In The Loft | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Dig Three Tunnels | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | Dig Two Tunnels | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | Disguise yourself as an Eagle and fly away | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | Fire Yourself Out Of A Cannon | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | Wrap Yourself Up And Post Yourself To Hawaii | 9 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | Build a one man helicopter in the workshop and smuggle it to the roof and fly away | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | Cause a flood then swim away | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | Devise a cunning plan | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | Dig Four Tunnels | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | Run away fast | 8 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | Build a time machine and escape to the future | 7 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | God Bless Whatever | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Buy a chemistry set and mix a potion to make yourself invisible | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 18. | Dig a system of tunnels | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 19. | Nothing as It Seems | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 20. | Run very fast | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 21. | Drawing in the Back of Your Notebooks in Classes | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 22. | The old nail file inside a cake trick! | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 23. | 2 | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 24. | O.k. | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 25. | pah | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 26. | rah | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 27. | Siberian weekend getaways | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 28. | do wat ener | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 29. | Meditating on solipsism | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 30. | new | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
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