| 1. | Dig a tunnel | 18 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Dig Another Tunnel | 18 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Dig Three Tunnels | 14 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Wrap Yourself Up And Post Yourself To Hawaii | 14 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Build A Hot Air Balloon In The Loft | 13 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | Dig Four Tunnels | 13 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 7. | Devise a cunning plan | 12 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 8. | Disguise yourself as an Eagle and fly away | 12 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 9. | Build A Hang Glider In The Loft | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 10. | Build a one man helicopter in the workshop and smuggle it to the roof and fly away | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 11. | Build a time machine and escape to the future | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 12. | Buy a chemistry set and mix a potion to make yourself invisible | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 13. | Cause a flood then swim away | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 14. | Dig a system of tunnels | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 15. | Dig Two Tunnels | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 16. | Fire Yourself Out Of A Cannon | 11 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 17. | Run away fast | 10 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 18. | God Bless Whatever | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 19. | Run very fast | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 20. | Nothing as It Seems | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 21. | Drawing in the Back of Your Notebooks in Classes | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 22. | Make a raft out of coconut shells and float away | 4 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 23. | The old nail file inside a cake trick! | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 24. | 2 | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 25. | O.k. | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 26. | pah | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 27. | rah | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 28. | Siberian weekend getaways | 2 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 29. | do wat ener | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 30. | Meditating on solipsism | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 31. | new | 1 | ↑ | ↓ |
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