| 1. | Hello? Yes, I’d like to speak with the chief of police. Hello chief? Is it a law that your socks have to match anything else you’re wearing? | 6 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 2. | Allo? Eez these der Pooblic Lahbrorry? Yah? I em beeg eemportant rezearcher oond I require Eenglish voolgar zynonyms for disgustink body vunktions, yah? Allo? Allo? | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 3. | Hello, County Library? I need a book on painting theory and technique. Specifically I’m interested in graffiti. Is there a book that explains the proper use of materials and lists popular dirty words and slogans? | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 4. | Hello? Do you have books on homemade bombs? I need a book that lists supplies and gives step-by-step instructions for building, rigging and detonating them. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 5. | Hello? How much are your power circular saws? I see. And your electric drills? Uh-huh. Do you carry acetylene torches? Ok, ring it all up. This will be on MasterCard. | 5 | ↑ | ↓ |
| 6. | Hello? Valley Hardware? Yes, I’m calling to see if you sell blasting caps, detonators, timers and wire. | 3 | ↑ | ↓ |
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