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It takes grandma 25 min to fill her paper plate at the cook-out just as she sits she drops it all on the ground do you laugh

 
1.It takes grandma 25 min. to fill her paper plate at the cook-out, just as she sits she drops it all on the ground, do you laugh?19020071104
2.Grandma's had an accident in her depends at the cook-out,do you stand up point at her and yell "OH MY GOD, SHE'S SHITTING HERSELF?29420071104
3.Do you put ground up stool softener in your grandma's chili and chocolate pudding?18420071104
4.Does it mean more to you when someone takes you by the hand and shows you flowers where they are instead of picking them?28220071104
5.Is Hillery's "it takes a village to raise a child" her way to replace parents with politically correct Hitler Youth brainwashing?29820071104
6.Does it ever seem like someone (my kids in my case) takes your stuff in the middle of the night ......?47220071104
7.On average, what percentage of your company's computing and storage capacity sits unused?17120071210
8.Once you've had your fill of food at a party, is it about time to go home?18720071104
9.How many times have you used pen and paper to communicate?65520090312
10.Best Cute Animal on Your Plate11920080420
11.Are You a Member of the Clean Plate Club?10520080411
12.Best Company That People Cry about Cause It Takes Away from Small Business but Really It Started as a Small Business and Just Because They Were Able to get Themselves up Bla Bla Bla Shut the Fuck Up31320080420
13.Best Thing to fill Your Head With10820080420
14.How many questions are too many when you fill out surveys?9720071117
15.Best Cook25020080420
16.Best Fry Cook18520080421
17.Best TV Cook19720080420
18.Best Pet That Takes Care of It Self18420080420
19.If Grandma says she has pin and needles in her arm, do you slap her there as hard as you can and say, could you feel that grandma?24720071104
20.When you take Grandma to the supermarket and she's buying vegitables, do you yell "YOU PERVERT" when she picks up a cucumber?22320071104
21.Best Paper Cut Out11020080420
22.Best Paper20120080421
23.When grandma gets in the car and you start driving, do you act like your drunk and swerve all over the road, brake hard, and slur?21820071104
24.Best Laugh30320080420
25.how do you laugh??10520080413
26.Do you think that states should ban references to religion or God on vanity license plates?20220090405
27.Did (or will) the ability to cook well influence your choice in who you have a long term relationship with?19320071104
28.Best Very Small Thing to see on the Ground14020080420
29.Best Thing to be in on the Ground Floor Of12420080420
30.Have you ever told your grandma you'd like to see her in a bikini?24520071104
31.Is it mean that every morning I wake up grandma and tell her the people from the nursing home are on their way to pick her up?22820071104
32.Do you always let grandma know when there's good deals on caskets down at the funeral home?28120071104
33.Should the SecDef or President Lift the Current Ban on Women in Military Ground Combat Positions?17520071025
34.Which is your favorite cricket ground in Australia?13820071117
35.Grandma never flushes the toilet after defecating,should I jam her white haired, wrinkled old head in there to teach her a lesson?19120071104
                    
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