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do you get a tingly when you see grandma in a tube top and spandex

1.	Do you get a tingly when you see grandma in a tube top and spandex?	1294	20071104
2.	If Grandma says she has pin and needles in her arm, do you slap her there as hard as you can and say, could you feel that grandma?	246	20071104
3.	When you take Grandma to the supermarket and she's buying vegitables, do you yell "YOU PERVERT" when she picks up a cucumber?	223	20071104
4.	When grandma gets in the car and you start driving, do you act like your drunk and swerve all over the road, brake hard, and slur?	218	20071104
5.	How Do You Get the Last Bit of Paint Out of a Tube?	1233	20080328
6.	Have you ever told your grandma you'd like to see her in a bikini?	245	20071104
7.	Is it mean that every morning I wake up grandma and tell her the people from the nursing home are on their way to pick her up?	227	20071104
8.	Do you always let grandma know when there's good deals on caskets down at the funeral home?	281	20071104
9.	Grandma never flushes the toilet after defecating,should I jam her white haired, wrinkled old head in there to teach her a lesson?	191	20071104
10.	On a hot day do you make grandma wait and wait for her her ice cream cone and then,just as you hand it to her drop it in the dirt?	210	20071104
11.	your sitting in the hospital with grandma, grandpa comes in and puts his junk in grandma's hand, do you watch to see what happens?	288	20071104
12.	When you see grandma carrying a big basket of laundry, do you say "Hey did you get those jeans and socks I left on the floor"?	179	20071104
13.	Grandma asked me over for a big dinner, she's been cooking all day, should I stop at Micky D's first then tell her I'm not hungry?	235	20071104
14.	Do you hit your breaks everytime grandma goes to take a sip of her scolding hot coffee?	174	20071104
15.	Have you ever told grandma that if she didn't give you 20 bucks you were gonna bust a cap in her head?	180	20071104
16.	Have you ever teased your grandma by throwing an unplugged radio into the pool while she's in it and yelling OMG its live?	138	20071104
17.	Did you ever hide a few pieces of ship under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo?	179	20071104
18.	Did you ever hide a few pieces of shrimp under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo ?	179	20071104
19.	Grandma spent all day carving her great big pumkin so she can put it on her stairs tonight,should I smash it with a sledge hammer?	265	20071104
20.	When grandma is stuffing the turkey, should I tell her to stop fisting the bird?	302	20071104
21.	The plane just took off and you realize you left grandma sitting in the hot car in the parking lot, do you order yourself a beer?	184	20071104
22.	Do you put porn on your tv every time your grandma comes into the room?	306	20071104
23.	Should grandma be allowed to keep exposing herself to people at the nursing home?	175	20071104
24.	Do you hide behind corners and when grandma comes walking by you jump out and go AAHHGG, and then wish you hadn't?	175	20071104
25.	Grandma is choking on her mashed potatos, do you jump up run around the table and punch her in the back?	163	20071104
26.	Do you fantasize about smackin grandma in the head with a cast iron frying pan?	215	20071104
27.	Have you ever told grandma "KEEP YOUR F	114	20071104
28.	Do you always tell your grandma she has a nice ass?	193	20071104
29.	When grandma leaves her teeth on the night stand tonight,should I rub them all over my crotch so there's pubic hair stuck in them?	218	20071104
30.	It takes grandma 25 min. to fill her paper plate at the cook-out, just as she sits she drops it all on the ground, do you laugh?	190	20071104
31.	Have you ever accidently left your grandma and a tuna fish sandwhich in the car on a hot day?	216	20071104
32.	Grandma sneezes and her teeth fly into the potato salad, do you just pick them out and move along without saying anything?	219	20071104
33.	Grandma burned my favorite shit with the iron, should I heat that thing up and hold it against her face?	232	20071104
34.	Do you keep putting the empty milk carton grandma threw away back into the refridgerator when she's not looking?	298	20071104
35.	Do you tell your Grandma to " Mind your own business you dried out old hag" When she asks you how your day was?	183	20071104


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