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have you ever accidently karate choped grandma in the neck

1.	Have you ever accidently karate choped grandma in the neck?	79	20071104
2.	Have you ever accidently left your grandma and a tuna fish sandwhich in the car on a hot day?	121	20071104
3.	Have you ever accidently hit the wrong hole during the excitement?	141	20071104
4.	Best Way to break Your Neck	83	20080420
5.	Best Red Neck Comedy	73	20080420
6.	Do you think she'll giggle when I kiss her neck and nibble her ear?	98	20071104
7.	If Grandma says she has pin and needles in her arm, do you slap her there as hard as you can and say, could you feel that grandma?	161	20071104
8.	What over-the-counter pain reliever works best for your back or neck pain?	399	20080424
9.	When you take Grandma to the supermarket and she's buying vegitables, do you yell "YOU PERVERT" when she picks up a cucumber?	145	20071104
10.	When grandma gets in the car and you start driving, do you act like your drunk and swerve all over the road, brake hard, and slur?	120	20071104
11.	Have you ever told your grandma you'd like to see her in a bikini?	149	20071104
12.	Have you ever eaten rabbit meat.......(you my be a red neck!)?	89	20071104
13.	Have you ever squeezed someones neck so tight thier face turned blue?	117	20071104
14.	Is it mean that every morning I wake up grandma and tell her the people from the nursing home are on their way to pick her up?	124	20071104
15.	Do you always let grandma know when there's good deals on caskets down at the funeral home?	169	20071104
16.	Grandma never flushes the toilet after defecating,should I jam her white haired, wrinkled old head in there to teach her a lesson?	112	20071104
17.	On a hot day do you make grandma wait and wait for her her ice cream cone and then,just as you hand it to her drop it in the dirt?	123	20071104
18.	your sitting in the hospital with grandma, grandpa comes in and puts his junk in grandma's hand, do you watch to see what happens?	182	20071104
19.	When you see grandma carrying a big basket of laundry, do you say "Hey did you get those jeans and socks I left on the floor"?	97	20071104
20.	Grandma asked me over for a big dinner, she's been cooking all day, should I stop at Micky D's first then tell her I'm not hungry?	146	20071104
21.	Do you hit your breaks everytime grandma goes to take a sip of her scolding hot coffee?	95	20071104
22.	Do you get a tingly when you see grandma in a tube top and spandex?	423	20071104
23.	Have you ever told grandma that if she didn't give you 20 bucks you were gonna bust a cap in her head?	96	20071104
24.	Did you ever hide a few pieces of ship under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo?	96	20071104
25.	Have you ever teased your grandma by throwing an unplugged radio into the pool while she's in it and yelling OMG its live?	78	20071104
26.	Did you ever hide a few pieces of shrimp under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo ?	100	20071104
27.	Grandma spent all day carving her great big pumkin so she can put it on her stairs tonight,should I smash it with a sledge hammer?	161	20071104
28.	When grandma is stuffing the turkey, should I tell her to stop fisting the bird?	189	20071104
29.	The plane just took off and you realize you left grandma sitting in the hot car in the parking lot, do you order yourself a beer?	97	20071104
30.	Do you put porn on your tv every time your grandma comes into the room?	127	20071104
31.	Do you hide behind corners and when grandma comes walking by you jump out and go AAHHGG, and then wish you hadn't?	105	20071104
32.	Should grandma be allowed to keep exposing herself to people at the nursing home?	98	20071104
33.	Grandma is choking on her mashed potatos, do you jump up run around the table and punch her in the back?	91	20071104
34.	Do you fantasize about smackin grandma in the head with a cast iron frying pan?	110	20071104
35.	Have you ever told grandma "KEEP YOUR F	64	20071104


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