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1.When grandma is stuffing the turkey, should I tell her to stop fisting the bird?30220071104
2.Use vs Turkey30020080413
3.Turkey day has passed, how do you eat your left overs?25520081129
4.How do you like your Thanksgiving turkey cooked?44920081126
5.If Grandma says she has pin and needles in her arm, do you slap her there as hard as you can and say, could you feel that grandma?24720071104
6.Do you know what country leads the world in turkey consumption per person?42820071104
7.Best Turkey Burger19720080420
8.Best University in Turkey27220080420
9.Cold Turkey?28120071104
10.Turkey vs Russia26920080413
11.When you take Grandma to the supermarket and she's buying vegitables, do you yell "YOU PERVERT" when she picks up a cucumber?22320071104
12.When grandma gets in the car and you start driving, do you act like your drunk and swerve all over the road, brake hard, and slur?21820071104
13.Have you ever told your grandma you'd like to see her in a bikini?24520071104
14.Do you always let grandma know when there's good deals on caskets down at the funeral home?28120071104
15.Is it mean that every morning I wake up grandma and tell her the people from the nursing home are on their way to pick her up?22820071104
16.Grandma never flushes the toilet after defecating,should I jam her white haired, wrinkled old head in there to teach her a lesson?19120071104
17.On a hot day do you make grandma wait and wait for her her ice cream cone and then,just as you hand it to her drop it in the dirt?21120071104
18.your sitting in the hospital with grandma, grandpa comes in and puts his junk in grandma's hand, do you watch to see what happens?28820071104
19.Grandma asked me over for a big dinner, she's been cooking all day, should I stop at Micky D's first then tell her I'm not hungry?23520071104
20.When you see grandma carrying a big basket of laundry, do you say "Hey did you get those jeans and socks I left on the floor"?18020071104
21.Do you get a tingly when you see grandma in a tube top and spandex?129420071104
22.Do you hit your breaks everytime grandma goes to take a sip of her scolding hot coffee?17420071104
23.Have you ever told grandma that if she didn't give you 20 bucks you were gonna bust a cap in her head?18020071104
24.Did you ever hide a few pieces of ship under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo?17920071104
25.Have you ever teased your grandma by throwing an unplugged radio into the pool while she's in it and yelling OMG its live?13920071104
26.Did you ever hide a few pieces of shrimp under your grandma seat in her car on a hot day when she's taking her freinds to bingo ?18020071104
27.Grandma spent all day carving her great big pumkin so she can put it on her stairs tonight,should I smash it with a sledge hammer?26520071104
28.The plane just took off and you realize you left grandma sitting in the hot car in the parking lot, do you order yourself a beer?18520071104
29.Do you put porn on your tv every time your grandma comes into the room?30620071104
30.Should grandma be allowed to keep exposing herself to people at the nursing home?17520071104
31.Do you hide behind corners and when grandma comes walking by you jump out and go AAHHGG, and then wish you hadn't?17520071104
32.Grandma is choking on her mashed potatos, do you jump up run around the table and punch her in the back?16320071104
33.Do you fantasize about smackin grandma in the head with a cast iron frying pan?21520071104
34.Have you ever told grandma "KEEP YOUR F11420071104
35.Do you always tell your grandma she has a nice ass?19320071104
                    
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